Over to the Summerdreams!
Third time now. Let’s see if I remember to save the text this time.
Bottom and Puck immediately start congratulating each other on their makeovers.
Puck: Nice wings, sis.
Bottom: Thanks! Yours are pretty neat too!
And Oberon and Titania seem pleased with their new looks too.
Titania: What do you think of my new dress?
Oberon: Horrible. Take it off.
Nature Leader: Whoa, are those elf ears!?
Puck: It’s rude to stare.
So I’d lost track of time and wound up playing most of Monday back in 2012, which means they’re now at full energy at 9pm. So. Family trip to Magic Land!
Townie: Heyyy, it’s the fae!
Titania: Still rude to stare.
Oberon: Everyone boogie down!
Possibly not a good idea to gamble with fairies.
Titania: Should I be drinking this if I’m pregnant?
Titania: Nah, I’m not pregnant.
Titania: Or am I?
I fail to see how that’s any of your business.
Riordan wanted to play with Tessa Ramirez, so I invited her over.
Tessa: Love the wings.
Titania: Oh shit, I’m not ready for this.
Reload. And I’ve decided to give Gin up for adoption, three dogs and a baby is just too much, especially when two of those dogs are Danny and Sarah Crittur.
Bottom: Too slow.
Oh I’m sorry, am I boring you?
Oberon: Honestly, yes.
Titania: Now it’s our turn to bore you.
Titania: OK. This is happening.
Thanks! Been a while since any of my Sims got a freebie.
Sarah: Keep walking, townie.
Danny seems to be a bit less filthy this round, but it’s still a chore to wash him.
Buck: I genuinely don’t know how to respond to that.
Bottom: Ugh, can’t I just enchant my teacher into believing I’ve done the homework?
‘Fraid not. Despite appearances, you don’t actually have any magic powers.
Bottom: This is bullshit.
Titania: Oooh, getting excited now!
Some more of this.
Titania: It’s not like I can get any more pregnant.
Bottom: Just ignore the pounding noise.
Tessa: I’m ignoring everything.
Riordan: And this is how I died.
Sarah: I don’t like it.
It’s baby time!
Multiples! Been a while since I had a multiple birth!
And it’s twins! The one on the floor is Viola, and the one about to end up on the floor is Tristan. And as an added bonus, the name are both fairy and Shakespeare, which is nice because all the fairy Shakespeare names are taken.
Titania: Whoa, we’re halfway there...
In a stunning show of stellar parenting, both babies have made it into the bassinets.
And then I spotted this in neighbourhood view. Maybe I should check it out.
Or maybe this is my cue to close the game for the day.
Bottom: Dad, can you not bring home crooks? You’re not even in the Criminal career path.
Opal: OK, but seriously, move that tree and flatten the terrain a little, and you can fit a driveway riiiiight there.
Bottom’s constant ‘Buy A Car’ want: ...Tell me more.
Back to the marketplace. The good news is, it does just seem to be a problem with the neighbourhood textures, which is a problem for future me.
Bartender: Vodka tonic?
Mrs C: Hold the tonic. I have seen so many sluts today.
Whoa whoa what whoa what are you doing here!?
Oh. I thought I’d trained the picky out of Sarah, but here she is, choosing to starve to death rather than touch a single one of the three full food bowls. THANKS.
Animal Cop: -Neglect, abuse, starvation...
Puck: Sir, I am a baby fairy.
Good news is, the ban on adopting back neglected Sims doesn’t extend to the animal ones.
Puck: And this is how you pour out kibble.
Sarah: Can’t you just teach me to open the fridge?
Happily Danny’s a lot happier to come home.
Danny: Eeeeee belly rubs!
Puck and Bottom need to make some more friends, so I invited over Benedick and Beatrice.
Benedick: I’m too cool for hugs.
This from a man in a crop top.
Realised that teaching Danny skills is a great way to build social.
Titania: Baby goes in bassinet. Because I’m not a total idiot.
And then it’s time for Riordan’s birthday!
Riordan: I wish to show up a bit more in this update.
I’ll see what I can do.
Bottom: This hot enough for you, Fireboy?
And then it’s Tristan’s birthday.
Oberon and Tristan: Change Riordan’s outfit first. We’ll wait.
Oh all right then.
So here’s madeover teen Riordan and he’s adorable.
Riordan: I wanna get probed.
I’d say that’s between you and your God, but oh wait, that’s me! So I’ll see what I can do.
Isabella: Did I miss the party?
Nanny: What does it look like, idiot?
Isabella: Looks like there’s still more party to go.
And she’s right! Next up is Viola.
And now another try at aging up Tristan.
Viola: *intense concentration*
Some adorable sibling bonding.
But now it’s time for Puck to head off to university. Everybody route-failed trying to cross the terrain in the back garden, so Oberon was the only one to make it to the taxi.
Oberon: Bye son! Cause chaos!
Puck: Will do!
Riordan: I AM HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS!
Sarah: Welcome home.
And now you’re back, you can call-
Riordan: Changed my mind.
BONUS: Puck rolled Sim State, so I put him in the same dorm as Jimmy Phoenix, who finally managed to snag a first kiss from his reluctant crush, Seymour. Yay Jimmy! You can still do better!